Therefore, I frolic in the wind as my unicorn brothers follow♥
BUT.
A MULE, NOT A FAR DISTANCE AWAY, DISTRACTS MY YOUNG FAMILY AND USES IT’S MULE-HYPNOTISM IT FORCES THEM TO FROLIC WITH HIM!
SCREW THAT MULE AS I LAY ALONE IN THE WILD NATURE, SOBBING IRRELEVANTLY FOR HE WHO’S NAME SHALL NOT BE SPOKEN TAKES AWAY MY POOR, MINDLESS BROTHERS.
BEGONE, FOUL BEAST, FOR I AM THE UNICORN RULER’S SUBJECT!